you see, it’s a metaphor
you nominate Leonardo DiCaprio for an Oscar but you don’t let him win
trying to even out ur hoodie strings like
if lust is a sin and im horny 24/7 does that mean i sin 24/7
I don’t mind sinning more and help you out ;)
you two need jesus
i dont think jesus was into threesomes
you don’t know me
[vroom vroom motherfucker]
47 years old and still as awesome as ever..
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BABY!! (April 24th 1967)
Robert Downey, Jr. consoles a young boy in tears because Iron Man isn’t in his costume.
… I don’t know who looks more distraught: Downey or the kid
"oh no I let it down, what am I, who am I, I’m a fraud"
no no i think robert downey jr. is also just now realizing for the first time that he isn’t iron man
support our troops
I want this posted on every web page ever created
so ijust realised something
plastic donasours, right
plastic is made of oil
which comed from
plastic dinosaurs are made of irl dinosaurs
science has definitely come too far
how did you manage to spell dinosaurs differently 3 times
If you cloned yourself and then got a handjob from your clone, is that incest, homosexual, or masturbation?
its a sin thats what it is
I don’t know why I laughed so hard at this.
WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THIS EVER